Doctors reveal 17 bizarre objects that they had to remove from their patients’ genitals...

1. A Barbie doll...

"The craziest thing I ever saw was a doll. He had ordered a blow-up doll on eBay and got that one instead."

2. A knife

"A woman came in with a knife in her vagina. She claimed that an intruder had attacked her, but the area wasn’t bleeding, like it had been inserted there. She later revealed that she had done it to get revenge on her boyfriend..."

3. A potato

"My dear grandmother was a gynecologist. She once saw an elderly lady who needed to get an X-ray. The lady had a potato growing in her UTERUS!"

4. A flashlight

"My mother has seen a patient before with a flashlight stuck in his rear. He said he had fallen on it by accident."

5. A crochet needle

"A colleague had a patient who stuck a crochet needle his penis while he was drunk. The urologist on call had to perform surgery to remove it."

6. An anal plug made of Legos

"A guy tried to make an anal plug with Legos and duct tape; it was stuck in his butt."

7. A light bulb

"My mother will always remember the guy who put a light bulb up his butt."

8. A giant dildo

"One night, a man showed up with the biggest black dildo I had ever seen, stuck between his buttocks."

9. A living rat

"A man came into the emergency room, his face blue, as if he were going to die. We did a complete exam and couldn’t understand what was wrong. When he turned around, we saw a tail come out of his anus. After a scan, we found a rat in his rectum. The rat had bitten a part of his colon, and he was suffering from internal bleeding."

10. A carrot

"I work in the gastrointestinal laboratory of a hospital. We were doing a colonoscopy on a guy who had a carrot stuck in his rear, which his wife had put there."

11. A shower head

"I’ve had a guy before who showed up with a shower head in his butt. The pipe was trailing behind him like a tail."

12. A ballerina figurine

"My friend is a nurse in the ER. A man came in, complaining of an object stuck in his urethra and that it hurt too bad to remove, and that it began to bleed from there. It was a ballerina figurine from a music box."

13. A toy lizard

"I had a patient with abdominal pain. I took an X-ray from his stomach and asked him what happened. He told me he did not know. I hung the X-ray up and saw that there was a toy lizard in his rectum."

14. A bloody cucumber

"A patient showed up at the emergency room, because he had a cucumber stuck in his rectum. Before he came, he had tried to remove it...with a knife."

15. A piece of dental floss

"A prisoner came for something in his penis. He had stuck a piece of dental floss very deep into his urethra, just to get out of the cell for a little while."

16. A pair of pliers

"I'm a nurse in the ER. A woman came in with a pair of pliers stuck between her legs. She had used them to masturbate and inserted them in her vagina. The clip that keeps them closed opened up, and they got stuck in her vagina."

17. A jar of peanut butter

Source: Ayoye