The 10 best Jack Sparrow quotes (Pirates of the Caribbean)

1. Jack

-Is this a dream?

-No.

-I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.

2. Jack

Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

3. A prisoner and Jack

Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

4. Will and Jack

Will: This is either madness... or brilliance.

Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

5. Jack

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

6. Will and Jack

-We're going to steal a ship? That ship?

-Commandeer. We're going to “commandeer” that ship. Nautical term.

7. Jack

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

8. Jack and Will

Will: What did he use for rope?

Jack Sparrow: Human hair…from my back.

9. Elizabeth and Jack

Elizabeth: You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

10. Jack

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.